Did you happen to catch the Robert Pattinson show Sunday on MTV? What did they call that show pre-Pattinson? The MTV Movie Awards, I think.

Pattinson kissed and swore his way through the evening, insinuating at one point that his before-the-show prep might have had some help from a buddy named Jose Cuervo.

&ldquo;Tequila is like a Lay&rsquo;s potato chip,&rdquo; Pattinson said. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s impossible to have just one.&rdquo;

Or two. Or three, apparently.

Pattinson&rsquo;s antics were too much for MTV&rsquo;s censors, who failed to catch an f-bomb he dropped while presenting actress Reese Witherspoon with her MTV &ldquo;Generation&rdquo; award.