&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dear Dategirl,&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What&#039;s the protocol on post-coital behavior? I&#039;ve heard many jokes about men rolling over and falling asleep after sex, but I&#039;m a man and I would never do that. However, my wife thinks nothing of jumping right up and into the shower to begin her day....