&ldquo;I&amp;#8217;m sorry. This probably sounds like a bizarre question, but are you here for the no-pants thing?&rdquo; Upon hearing it a woman, Val, turns with her three children toward the inquisitor and raises her eyebrows. &ldquo;Yeah, I am,&rdquo; she replies, &ldquo;but I won&amp;#8217;t be taking any pants off because I have my daughters with me.&rdquo; [...]