If my two-year-old son &ndash; who already slings a football with a laser, rocket arm &ndash; ever plays for the Homer Mariners, I may have to find a new line of work.
Reporters, you see, are supposed to be unbiased. We are to look at the world with a critical eye and cover all subjects &ndash; even sports &ndash; with a cool detachment that leaves no room for personal feelings. At least that&rsquo;s what I was told at the third-rate community college I dropped out of.
In practice, however, it doesn&rsquo;t always work out that way. 