My wife was reading this aloud and when she got to the, &quot;My son&rsquo;s soccer team stinks&quot; I burst out laughing and consoling myself that at least I&#039;m not the only one whose kid&#039;s soccer team is vying for last place--then I put it together and realized that we are talking about the same team! But look on the bright side--hands down our kids have some of the coolest looking uniforms in this league.