mirror dartfail history 
 even dear old dartmouth flawless remember college we’ve come know love does extensive history failures try sweep dirt rug higher ups can’t hide dartmouth’s egregious oversights missteps embarrassments let’s walk shadier dartmouth’s 1892 — robert frost drops illustrious alumni cling poet robert frost forget penned “the road takenâ€ actually left college semester fact meaningful contribution campus culture pledging theta delta chi fraternity dartmouth alums comes mind apparently hill winds weren’t 18 1904 — dartmouth hall catches students attending chapel broke original dartmouth hall completed 1791 113 year old building apparently couldn’t withstand electrical malfunction fault i assume organization preceded facilities operations management hanover department couldn’t stop building burned ground hours alumni rebuilt relatively quickly — second dartmouth hall dedicated feb 17 16 1920 — “the boom boom prohibition dartmouth students difficulty gettin’ drink keystone sight robert meads ’19 decided run bootlegging operation henry maroney ’20 member theta delta chi fraternity tried steal bottle whiskey meads crafty stupid — meads responded murdering thirsty bro cold blood fraternity let’s drink aggressively 5 1934 — carbon monoxide blizzard 1934 brothers theta chi fraternity tabard ed fraternity died sleep carbon monoxide poisoning caused broken pipe fraternity house’s furnace house’s janitor recommended furnace replaced years fix issue unfortunately operational oversight led biggest tragedies dartmouth — hovey students know dartmouth actually home set famous murals jose clemente orozco’s “the epic american civilizationâ€ house hovey murals painted illustrator walter beach humphrey class 1914 murals located basement class 1953 commons just plain offensive painting depicts dartmouth’s founder eleazar wheelock feeding rum naked native americans woods features naked women humphrey apparently loved naked people murals sparked great deal controversy years represent incident dartmouth’s lengthy history 31 1945 — jewish catholic admissions uplifting chapter dartmouth’s history college instituted caps number jewish catholic students admitted class qualified jewish high school students began applying dartmouth record numbers according college president earnest martin hopkins issue solved cap hopkins claimed german nazism direct response large number jewish professors germany successor john sloan dickey eliminated caps shortly world ii religion ceased criterion admissions 1972 — dartmouth ivy admit late people today argue education vice day little late starting line “fullyâ€ ed class recent class 1976 — male female ratio 8 1 i’m glad chromosomal diversity campus maybe early years 20th century american universities just 1974 — indian 1920s group sweet tolerant sportswriters cartoonists boston decided dartmouth needed mascot began referring college’s teams indians according dartmouth’s website “how possibly end horriblyâ€ asked 60 years board trustees finally decided image super offensive probably best homage college’s history indian officially retired hasn’t stopped conservative groups campus using shame guys we’re left moose keg color choices mascot — that’s just — student life student life initiative ask should’ve read mirror weeks ago fool end solution greek dartmouth’s social scene course clearly didn’t work 1999 college president james wright announced new policy “enhance classroom experience collegeâ€ according sli’s website sli called educational housing decentralized dining extensive changes greek nice try parkhurst know dartmouth students respond — gay sexism religious exclusion — need homophobia dartmouth’s history complete quartet unfortunately college’s history rife anti gay sentiment infamous incident occurred 2000 member alpha delta fraternity yelled “faggotâ€ gay student walking house unfortunate event triggered campus wide discussions homophobia dartmouth — sentiment somewhat dissolved past decade — represents episode dartmouth’s ongoing saga failing fully 10 2010 — phi sunday morning outset 10w phi delta alpha fraternity caught house incurred tremendous property infrastructural damage select students know exactly happened phi delt night apparently rat’s nest blame thing certain dartmouth students clearly didn’t catch “leave traceâ€ speech trips — term 2011 — new foco new blitz new greenprint new hinman old dartmouth stop know line alma mater “lest old traditions failâ€ clearly change good taking away spicy russians eliminating blitz shortcuts pranking new hb combination just mean fail

