I&#039;m going to spend my last day planting a garden . . . no wait, that&#039;s not a good idea. Perhaps I&#039;ll buy one of those Rosetta Stone packages and learn to speak Mandarin like the lady on the commercial -- can you do that in one day? Maybe I&#039;ll learn to surf, you know, when the tsunami comes after the gigundo earthquake.
Oh, forget it, I&#039;m just gonna go to a bar . . .