mirror you’re unhappy know 
 i’d known overwhelmingly happy group people dimensions i met h croo — group enthused temporary occupation took change hair color reflect undying excitement meet i auditioned cappella — introduced stunningly exuberant array young adults

upon failing join cheerful ranks i joined smilingly sarcastic group writers mirror staff sharp commentary status quo means reflected sunny snarky arriving dartmouth i taken aback sheer level happiness campus everybody sung pong’s praises greater happiness biting slice ebas buffalo chicken pizza finally arrived 310 fantastic professors left students walking cloud playing dream kids lose weight look younger association rumors night’s tails left basement reeking introduction boarding school i saw signs homesickness i walked freshman hall i couldn’t discern feeble heartbreaking whimpered calls mom dad characterized nights high school everybody adjusted — doing laundry decorating dorms like palaces avoiding dramatic roommate problems i’d previously encountered acing huge anonymous intro courses suffocatingly small successfully ran businesses created charities won awards pursued dressed crazy colored clothes studied hard partied harder funny smart creative — way better looking collegeprowlercom forewarned dartmouth won

but little little began dawn maybe winning wasn’t quite going things i previously known irredeemable designated winning drinking ’til booted worse dick’s house glorified violence went unchecked “brothersâ€ prided doing things horrible couldn’t talk clear dartmouth quite radiantly happy i originally assumed

but cover pretend it’s okay certainly it’s it’s inhuman upset smallest things it’s someone’s telling happy — there’s standing shoulders yelling cheer else

it’s simpler unhappy basic definition failure happy we’re kids fail golden children chosen ones admitting something’s wrong admitting something’s wrong we’re used encountering failure used gracefully dealing lord knows long we’ve spent inflating expectations easier adjust attempt control unhappy situations simply admit end end paying don’t progress really change change requires collective vocal dissatisfaction — expressed unhappiness sorts — we’re constantly elated merits effort attention change fail admit something’s wrong lose chance make better end that’s greater loss unhappiness

