I always wanted to be in ballet.
OK. That&rsquo;s not exactly true. In fact, my mother once tried to make me take lessons. She did it under the guise of teaching me something more refined than football, cops and robbers and catching crawfish in the ditch across the street. (By the way, in case you are ever stranded in southern Louisiana in one of those Survivor shows or something, you should know that bologna works very well for catching crawfish.