&ldquo;The Situation&rdquo; is too much of a bro even for Abercrombie &amp;#38; Fitch: they literally want to pay him not to wear their clothes. Michael &ldquo;The Situation&rdquo; Sorrentino, of Jersey Shore fame, long an embarrassment to Italians, New Jersey, Long Island and the general American male population, is now a target of apparel company Abercrombie [...]