If you tuned into the MTV Movie Awards Sunday -- sorry, I meant the Robert Pattinson show --you know everyone&#039;s favorite teen vampire was on a tequila-fueled roll.

Pattinson locked lips with &quot;Twilight&quot; costar Taylor Lautner and said some generally odd things during his many trips across the stage, including an an uncensored f-bomb while introducing actress Reese Witherspoon.

&quot;I did (bleep) you,&quot; he said about their roles in the film &quot;Water for Elephants.&quot;

(Hey, look, MTV -- my censorship button is working just fine.)