
        &lt;p&gt;It&rsquo;s 5:00 a.m. and you&rsquo;ve got a final in three hours. Instead of sleeping, you&rsquo;re sitting on FFB aggressively clicking through your roommate&rsquo;s ex-boyfriend&rsquo;s sister&rsquo;s junior prom Facebook album with empty Redbulls and Rockstars littered around you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You know that you&rsquo;re going to fail your exam anyway, so here are a few tips to bomb it in style:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Instead of doodling on your exam (e.g. circling &ldquo;x&rdquo; on a math exam when asked to find it), just start tweeting your responses: Hamlet obviously had lots of #daddyissues and needed some serious #familytherapy.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h1&gt;Russian13wasfull #thisismythirdclass #sorryforpartying&lt;/h1&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Besides making you a much more concise writer, this might just make your prof raise your grade from an F to an #E+ #winning.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you&rsquo;re in a Greek house, order the pledges on a mission to interrupt the exam period. Having pledges sing Justin Bieber and play ultimate frisbee in princess costumes will undoubtedly detract attention from your blatant unpreparedness. Some &rsquo;14s will gladly go the extra mile and maybe even assault the prof if they really want to be summer president.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Start playing flip cup by yourself on the edge of your desk. Don&rsquo;t worry about making a mess &mdash; your exam is worthless at this point anyway. Extra points for turning it into a solo game of pong against the wall &hellip; and booting everywhere. Warning: This tip definitely has the biggest repercussions, i.e. getting Good Sammed before 11 a.m., #Diversions and possibly even #involuntarymedicalleave. At least it&rsquo;s Twitter-friendly?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Or you could just take orgo &mdash; there&rsquo;s a pretty good chance you&rsquo;ll fail anyway.&lt;/p&gt;

      