ABOVE: Eric Cartman&amp;#8217;s version of &amp;#8220;Sail Away.&amp;#8221; Considering the masses of high school and college kids who pack the crowd at Alive@Five, the headlining acts are often puzzling. For those of you born in the 80s or later (myself almost included) the only reason you have ever probably heard of them Styx from those crappy [...]