Poor Doug Fister, the Mariners can&rsquo;t hit, why isn&rsquo;t the weather nicer, etcetera, etcetera. I&rsquo;m not going to tell you each boring, yawn-worthy detail of the Seattle Mariners&rsquo; 4-0 loss to the Texas Rangers on Friday, because I&rsquo;m pretty sure I fell asleep in the second inning, by which point the Rangers had already scored [...]