
        &lt;p&gt;&rsquo;12 Guy:  Are you not aware of the social norms of the library or do you just not care?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Bio prof on evolution:  And of course, what do you do when you meet new people?  You have sex with them!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Herman Cain: The problem with that analysis is that it is incorrect.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&rsquo;15 Guy 1: My mom was worried I might get a venereal disease in college.
&rsquo;15 Guy 2: Mine was really worried I&rsquo;d go rock climbing.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&rsquo;14 Girl: I like people. I like to kiss them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&rsquo;14 Guy: i imagine it&rsquo;s hard to find a willing dwarf in these parts.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&rsquo;14 Girl to &rsquo;14 Guy:  You can always pledge my frat. It&rsquo;s in my pants.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&rsquo;13 Girl: hello, pizza man!
ebas delivery guy: stop hitting the bong...&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;History prof: Just smoke a few leaves of this stuff, that&rsquo;ll cure what ails you.&lt;/p&gt;

      