
        &lt;p&gt;A post-debate pizza promotion perplexed both EBAs employees and students &mdash; the former having received a record number of calls on Wednesday, the latter having paid less than $9.99 per pizza. #thedevilisinthedetails&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h1&gt;HPo officers previously worried about #jobsecurity slept well this week, as a record number of items were reported stolen. Unfortunately, their most skillful sleuths remain #stumped, hearing nothing as they continue searching for soundless sirens and a eerily silent owl. #allsignspointtoSigEp&lt;/h1&gt;

&lt;p&gt;After a second stint on the silver screen, #LionKing3D finally closed at the Nugget. Studio execs seem disappointed, apparently expecting more of a student reaction. Hey Hollywood, #wesawitthefirsttime. #Pumbaaproblems #Scarismisunderstood&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Activism and satire returned hand-in-hand to Hanover, with protestors parodying themselves before Wednesday&rsquo;s debate. This just in: They were serious. #absurdity&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;@TheEconomist ranks Tuck as the best full-time business school in the country. Tuckies don&rsquo;t seem to notice &mdash; they&rsquo;re still at the @WalMart in West Leb, stocking up on diapers, baby formula &hellip; and not so stealthily concealed handles of Zhenka. #realworldproblems&lt;/p&gt;

      